life. now.

Sunset at 4:45 PM. meh.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:32:10 -0500

Sunset at 4:45 PM.

meh.

Natty Boh All Stars Win Again!

Fri, 29 May 2009 12:22:30 -0400

Boh’s Roll, Jolly Rogers dropping the Jolly

WASHINGTON, DC (AP)- In the feature game of the week, Natty Boh All-Star Morgan “Don’t Call Me Dorian” Gray kept the Jolly Rogers off-balance all night with his blend of hair-gel spinners, ridiculously-arc’ed pitches and his usual theatrics (minus his standard temper tantrum) to boost the Natty Boh All-Stars to their 4^th straight win to start the season. Gray’s greased-up offerings were consistently popped up weakly to the infield, and except for a few mistakes, the Boh’s defense made all the plays to keep their opponents under 10 runs a game. “I knew I had to keep the ball in the air,” said Morgan, referring to last game’s costly injury to SS John Noble. “With rain slicking the grass and the uneven conditions of the infield, I knew that another face would be mashed by a grounder once my American Crew hair product I rub on the ball reacted with the wet grass to create a rocky Slip’N’Slide effect.”

Not that they needed such a veteran effort, as they demolished Jolly Rogers starter Tom “Sweet Thumbs” Carson for 18 runs early, behind Adam Dunn impressionist Andy Remo’s double digit RBIs and multiple HRs. “The whole team hit,” said LF Adam Blickstein, “It feels so good when we hit.” The only scary moment of the game for the Boh’s was when Blickstein made a nice catch on a short fly to left, and unleashed a rocket to 1^st trying to double a runner up. The only problem was that he rifled it right at SS Rob Metz who was standing 20 ft away. “All I could do was get my glove in front of me,” Rob said, “I could see the whites of his eyes, and the fire raging within.”

Final Score Boh’s 30, Jolly Rogers 8.

This season is going to be awesome…

It’s official: I am getting a puppy. This one to be exact....

Thu, 07 May 2009 18:28:09 -0400

It’s official: I am getting a puppy. This one to be exact. I go pick him up next weekend from the farm he was born at. The only problem is that he needs a name!!! We have a shortlist around here, but feel free to shout out any ideas you may have!

So, what should I name my new puppy: Oliver, Goose, Gibson, Kirby, Casey, Tucker, Dawson, or Maddux?

My two favorite things: a bottle of ‘04 Silver Oak...

Mon, 04 May 2009 14:35:02 -0400

My two favorite things: a bottle of ‘04 Silver Oak Cabernet and Brittany. (in no particular order)

Best. Birthday. Ever.

Don’t mess with her. Srsly.

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 11:17:01 -0400

Don’t mess with her. Srsly.

Told you, mom.

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:39:26 -0400

Told you, mom.

I am having a horrible day.

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:44:38 -0400

The hits keep on coming.

I’m currently vacationing on Singer Island. (I’ve...

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 14:45:41 -0400

I’m currently vacationing on Singer Island.

(I’ve earned it.)

St. Patrick meet Pegasus. Pegasus meet St. Patrick. Let’s...

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:17:30 -0400

St. Patrick meet Pegasus. Pegasus meet St. Patrick. Let’s have some beers, shall we?

On back to back to back championships....

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:15:00 -0400

I plan on cleaning up in fantasy baseball this year. Just sayin.

Catchin up with Bobby Allyn at dos gringos.

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:38:08 -0400

Catchin up with Bobby Allyn at dos gringos.

I love Arrested Development. The end.

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:13:14 -0400

I love Arrested Development. The end.

Apparently, I have a hero working for me, Who knew?!?!

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:23:57 -0500

Apparently, I have a hero working for me, Who knew?!?!

All finished!!!

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:09:47 -0500

All finished!!!

Dear Ikea, SRSLY?

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:14:21 -0500

Dear Ikea,

SRSLY?

Anyone who has talked to me in the past 72 hours knows that...

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:23:00 -0500

Anyone who has talked to me in the past 72 hours knows that it’s been a rough week….

Well that has all changed. My grandma sent me freshly baked oatmeal raisin cookies!!!

Jealous?

I put in an application for her today… Cross your fingers!

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:40:11 -0500

I put in an application for her today… Cross your fingers!

The man never ceases to amaze me. Chi-town...

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:44:47 -0500

The man never ceases to amaze me. Chi-town represent.

azizisbored:

Kanye West - “Stronger” (live on VH1 “Storytellers”) | Pitchfork

The lighting setup at Kanye’s Storyteller’s was incredible, but seeing what it looks like on TV is just ridiculous. Definitely check this out. YE HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!

The whole show premieres Saturday, Feb 28th at 9/8c on VH1.

This is Ginger. I want to adopt her. I’m going to get a...

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:11:21 -0500

This is Ginger. I want to adopt her. I’m going to get a puppy in the next few weeks, so expect more pictures and possibly a vote to follow.

Meeting a client for drinks… I love my job.

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:12:18 -0500

Meeting a client for drinks… I love my job.